ROFL! I found more quotes/excerpts, some that are so hilarous that they made me cry. XD Enjoy!
Hermione raised an eyebrow. “We’re fine, but the two numb-skulls brewed the potion wrong…unless, of course, my worst nightmare is Barney in a tutu sacrificing magic cabbage.” The infirmary was filled with several fits of suspicious coughing.
Draco blinked. “My dream was that my broom decided it didn’t like me and went on to a career as a country singer, but no one could understand it because it was made out of Brazilian rubber trees.” The coughing was replaced with large bouts of laughter.
“Was…that…why you were…humming…’Man, I feel like a woman’?” Ron managed between laughs.
[link] The Lesser of Two Evils: Year One (Harry Potter, no apparant pairings so far)
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I was standing there when it happened – Zell, still in the house, was trying to turn a corner but ran face first into a wall, making a picture at the top of the stairs crash to the floor. It was hard not to laugh when Seifer, reaching the second floor, jumped at the sound, stumbled backwards, and toppled head over heels back down the stairs, cursing madly. As it was, I stood placidly, eyes trained on his flailing body. I was hungry for his pain.
As he staggered back up the steps, a nasty thought occurred to me, but I kept my face neutral. That is, until he got to the top, looked up and saw me standing there. I could see his expression. It had 'impending doom' written all over it.
I smiled happily and pushed him back down the stairs. In my head, I was laughing insanely. And very, very loudly
[link] A Week In A Madhouse (Final Fantasy VIII, SeiferxSquall--somewhat... XD)
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"....and at my last school whenever I walked home, I could swear that the ice cream truck was following me the entire way and would stop outside my house. I was like Holy Crap, that psycho ice-cream man is stalking me. So I called the police and told them but they told me that I should call back when I have a real emergency in five or so years. And my parents didn't believe me either, and so I thought that I was just imagining things, but now when I walk home with you, that same ice-cream truck still follows me..."
Later on... XDD XDD
We gathered our wits, or what wits we had, and calmed down, enough to rationalize.
"Okay... we blew up Almasy's house."
"No shit."
".... Our parents are on their way home right now."
".... I figured they would have stayed longer..."
"Yeah, well, apparently they were worried. Someone didn't answer the phone when they called."
"I never heard the phone ring!"
"... just shut up."
"..." (Don't you love pure dialogue based scenes?)
"... Squall... just how mad are your parents going to be...?"
"... well... mine will be moderately mad. Seifer?"
".... I dunno. I've never blown up my house."
"But you did blow up the shed when you were twelve."
"... No, Squall, that was your fault."
"Zell's been awfully quiet...."
"..." (I know I do!)
"... I think this is trying to tell me something... Ice cream men stalkers, houses blowing up... What's next - aliens??!"
"Let's ignore him."
".... What are we going to tell our parents, Almasy?"
".... Heh."
"... If you blame this on Rinoa, I'm strangling you with your birth cord."
"...." (They're so informative!)
"I'll hunt it down and strangle you with it."
"Okay, okay... look... we'll compromise."
By then I noticed the neighbors were emerging from their flimsy shelters... their flimsy, non-charred shelters.
".... Okay?"
"No one breaths a word of last night to anyone..."
"You mean the part where you kissed Squall?"
".... (choking noises)... can't.... think... brain... malfunctioning... (gasping) ... self narrating symptoms...."
"... Squall? Squall, are you okay?"
"I think he's dying."
"No, he did this before and he was fine."
"But he's turning blue! Agh! His nose is bleeding! His nose is bleeding! Ah! The blood is on me! It's on me, and it won't come off! Someone make it come off!"
"Zell, come back!"
"Let him run off like a sissy."
"But he - ZELL! LOOK"
THUD.
"... I vaguely remember him mentioning a phobia about ice cream trucks... this is kind of ironic."
"... My house blows up, Squall has a heart attack and Sissy Boy gets hit by an ice cream truck.... why did all of this have to happen at the last minute?"
"Murphy's Law.”
"Damnit."
"... Hey, I think Squall's breathing got a little better."
"... I wish I had died."
"Yeah, we love you too, Squall."
[link] A Week In A Madhouse(Final Fantasy VIII, SeiferxSquall--somewhat... XD)
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XDD M-more later! ROFL!!! *dies* XDD
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